If the song I used for a title for this post is getting stuck in your head, you can listen to a really fun version right here on YouTube to see if that will help.
I don't read much horror. At all. I don't do well with modern horror, as my imagination is just too vivid. I'm haunted by memories of the three or four modern horror movies I foolishly watched while in college. The one exception tends to be vampires -- I understand how to defeat vampires, so they don't terrify me, generally. (This may come from being a firm fan of Buffy the Vampire Slayer [1997-2003] and its spin-off Angel [1999-2004].) You'll notice that there are multiple books involving vampires on this list, heh.
All those links lead to my reviews here on this blog, if you are curious about them. The movie-style ratings are how I rated them when I wrote those reviews, but I haven't always done ratings, so one of these doesn't have one.
1. Break the Beast by Allison Tebo (PG-13) -- Beowulf retelling in which Grendel gets a chance to learn how to be something other than a monster
2. Dracula by Bram Stoker (PG-13) -- evil, as personified by a vampire, cannot defeat humans who trust in God
3. The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman (PG-13) -- an orphan is raised by ghosts and a vampire and various monsters
4. Howl's Moving Castle by Diana Wynne Jones (PG) -- wizards and witches and sentient scarecrows and fire demons all are no match for the power of kindness and good sense
5. Crack the Stone by Emily Golus (PG-13) -- retelling of Les Miserables in which Jean Valjean is a goblin
6. From the Dust Returned by Ray Bradbury -- an undead family protects a human boy, who writes down their life stories as he grows up
7. Coraline by Neil Gaiman (PG-10) -- a girl stumbles into a nightmare parallel universe trying to usurp reality
8. Night of Wonders by Charity Bishop (PG-13) -- a love story set in India with creepy ghosts who have backwards feet
9. The Goblin and the Dancer by Allison Tebo (PG) -- "Steadfast Tin Soldier" retelling where the villain/goblin isn't evil
10. The Princess and the Goblin by George MacDonald (PG) -- a princess and a commoner become friends and have some adventures which tangentially involve goblins
Have you read any of these? Are you also a horror lightweight? Did you do a TTT post this week? If so, what was it about? Do share!












