This is basically a screwball Cinderella story. Hester doesn't want to go to the Commoner's Ball to dance with one of the princes, she just wants to go so she can attend the banquet and get a really solid meal for once. She's loving life in her country's capitol city, aside from the way everything costs way more than it did back home on her family's pig farm, how many rude and unpleasant people are around, and the fact that her only job prospects tend to involve sewing for hours and hours and hours. But she's gradually saving up enough money to move her aging parents to the big city so they can stop working hard on their pig farm and start enjoying city life too.
But, of course, she ends up running into both Prince Hughbert and Prince Lucas at the ball. And being pursued by both of them, though she's really not interested in either one. At least, not at first. It's pretty obvious which one she does like, and who she will end up with, but the fun comes in getting there.
And it definitely is fun. This is a quirky book that made me laugh aloud repeatedly, sometimes in public.
However... I hated Prince Hughbert. Loathed him. It took me rather a long time to finish this book because, every time he showed up, I would have to put the book down. Hugh is a trickster character, and I do not do well with tricksters. Loki in the MCU? It took me 5 movies to stop hating him, and then his Disney+ show ruined everything and made me hate him again. Q on Star Trek: The Next Generation? I avoid his episodes like the plague. Puck from A Midsummer Night's Dream? I would gladly fast-forward through all his scenes. I Do Not Like Characters Who Make Things Difficult For Other People Just Because They Think It Is Funny.
This is not a judgment on Brown's writing! This is purely a personal bugaboo that I have with a character archetype. Most people do not have this issue with tricksters, judging by Loki's legions of fangirls. So most people will probably gobble this book up in like 5 hours instead of taking more than a week to read it. Despite me wanting to slap Hugh, throttle him, and duck tape his mouth shut, this will still get 5 stars from me.
Particularly Good Bits:
"People were meant to rely on each other. Life is more than bargains" (p. 193).
"How did you fit all of those in one pocket?" I ask. That's the sort of coat I need. My cloak's pockets are irritatingly small (p. 252).
If This was a Movie, I Would Rate It: PG-13 for some innuendo involving repeated jokes and mentions of the fact that Hester's landlady thinks she intends to seduce one of the princes at the boarding house. No actual smut, no bad language, no gore, no real violence. But that running gag makes me not rate this totally family friendly.